Unsolicited Manuscript Quote of the Day

“Bush and Cheney, those coward filthy dirty bastards, they ordered the demolition of Building #7. Didn’t they Rummie?” Our great President Barack O. asked the clever old G-man, seventy-four-year old Rumsfeld. Rummie ever so slowly took a sip of his Dutch beer, his Heineken. The Netherlands beer felt real good to him, remarkable. He made the precious seconds last forever. He thought to himself, that at his final stage of life, the green bottled Dutch beer was so much better than pussy.

Yep.

Runner-up:

Thomas Wolfe said that you can never go home again, but what what if you have to?

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2 responses to “Unsolicited Manuscript Quote of the Day

  1. “Rummie ever so slowly took a sip of his Dutch beer, his Heineken. The Netherlands beer felt real good to him, remarkable.” is fucking killing me right now.

  2. We had to design a magazine layout in class recently. This guy in my class created a mock conservative magazine and his article layout was based on some article that Cheney wrote on terrorism. He replaced the word “terrorist” with the word “leprechaun” throughout the article and the picture at the top was Cheney and a mean leprechaun. Something along the lines of “These are tiny Irish people, and if we don’t take a stand against leprechauns, they will win this war…”

    whatever, it was fucking hilarious.

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